It’s getting late in the game, I know, but choosing a veep for this sheep is not done on the cheap! After much deliberation between myself and my close advisors, the decision is made. The answer was in front of us the whole time. Not Moonpie. Not Penguino. But an old friend. One who needs little introduction. A trusty compadre that has never let me down.
Yes, the one and only. Bacon has been there for Meep for many, many years and Bacon will be there for Meep for many, many more. Bacon has been there for us all, if I’m not mistaken.
Foreign Affairs – Bacon is the international language.
Energy – Did you know that Hormel made a motorcycle fueled by bacon?
Youth Fitness – Bacon does have health benefits, but everything in moderation of course!
Mass Transit – Which would you favor? Bus exhaust that smells of gasoline or bacon? Checkmate.
Defense – If the elderly can harness the power of bacon against the forces of evil, just imagine the possibilities.
Join me in welcoming Bacon to our campaign!
(makes a nice bumper sticker, no?)